What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
