what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don’t witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What is the most common crime in China?
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They’re both thinking “Oh my God, my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
what do you call a pig that does karate