What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they're a sensitive topic.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...