Blonde

savage redneck

what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.

Gun

glacier

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…

Flat

Sheeeeeeeeesshhh

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it

Why don’t witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender

Crime

Anonymous

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud

Priest

big daddy dick

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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Squirrel

Esther

What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

Baby

holyshat

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They’re both thinking “Oh my God, my mom’s gonna kill me!”

Fire

Inferno Elusive

What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out

Toilet Paper

Anonymous

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Sister

no1

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”

Puns

Anonymous

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

Math

mathJET

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Kidnapping

Hi

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

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Slavery

Anonymous

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

Prostitution

Anonymous

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

Drug

Jp2008

What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the

Paint

Dumbhunter69

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

Prostitution

TrailerRick

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

Pig

Olivia

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP