Common

Common Jokes

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys pants half off.

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it