What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common? They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican
