Common jokes
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.