What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
