What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Common Jokes
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
