Common jokes
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!