Common

Common jokes

Tampon

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Autism

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Rick Astley

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Cum

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Man

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

Batman

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Cowboy

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

Underwear

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

Dick

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Kid

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Lawyer

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Grenade

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

Lesbian

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

Priest

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Stepfather

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

People

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

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