Common jokes
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.