What do you all a fish with no eye’s? A fsh.
WHAT DO DINO NUGGIES AND THE BROWN M&M HAVE IN COMMON I WANT TO FUCK THEM BOTH
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
what do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? they never get old.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
My new step father told me that I'm his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother's pussy, I eat your mother's pussy. You use suck on your mother's tits, now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.
what does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
absolutely nothing.
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
