Common jokes
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.