Common jokes
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.