Common jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.