Common jokes
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.