Common jokes
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.