Common jokes
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!