Common jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!