Common jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.