Common jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.