What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Common Jokes
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
