What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?
They are also forcing themselves on others.
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
