Common jokes
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.