what do women and airplane have in common?

a cockpit

What do parents and toast have in common?

If their both black you have nothing to eat.

What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?

My cloths don’t hang themselves…

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing

What does an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They’re both made of plastic and little kids turn them on

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It’s legal to get stoned.

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two…now they’re a sensitive topic

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they’re both locked in my cellar right now.

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.