Common jokes
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.