What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
