Common jokes
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.