Common

Common Jokes

Blowjob

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Abuse

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Pedo

    What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

    Are you ready, kids?🤣

    Kidnapper

    What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

    Swimming Pool

    Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

    A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

    Sex

    What do sex and food have in common?

    My sister makes it better than my cousin.

    Racism

    What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

    They both make Black people run faster.

    Nun

    In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

    They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • Child

    What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!

    Not funny, here’s another.

    Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.

    Plastic

    What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

    They both have plastic in them.

    Necrophiliac

    What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

    They both like cracking open a cold one.

    Pool

    What do women and pools have in common?

    They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

    Hooker

    What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

    They're both hookers.

    Gynecologist

    What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

    Stone

    What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

    It's legal to get stoned.

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  • Pedophile

    What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.