Mum

Anonymous

what does your mum and istanbul have in common?

they are all insane comebacks!!!

Choke

Anonymous

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Offensive

Lol

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables

6

Michael Jackson

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Sadness

Anonymous stranger

What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped

Orphan

Anonymous person

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

Darkness

Anonymous

What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it

Offensive

Kiddyfiddler

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Light

Anonymous

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room

Twin Towers

Off-brand god

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they’re a sensitive topic.

Priest

Tides

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.

Stick

Anonymous

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

1

Game

Anonymous

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

8

Ambulance

Anonymous

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

1

Hare

Anonymous

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

6

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”

Difference

Jessie Mares

What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

Paint

Anonymous

What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

Box

Devan

Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in

Darkness

X

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East