What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
what do mafia and pussies have in common?
one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
