Common jokes
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
So true
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.