What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
