Common jokes
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.