What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
