Common jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.