What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Common Jokes
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
