Common

Common jokes

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Memes

Woman

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Paper

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Folk

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

Santa Claus

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Priest

What do priests and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

Toilet Paper

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

People

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Lie

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Michael Jackson

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Pedophile

    What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

    They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

    Trans Men

    What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

    Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

    (I'm a trans man myself lol)