What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)