Common jokes
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Memes
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)