what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What's common in vampires and American kids ?
They both don't get old .
What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
what do women and moldy bread have in common? a yeast infection.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
