I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
69
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
