Comedy jokes
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
The pose I pulled when my mom caught me doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.