i have a jock about paper its tearable
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
Don’t make jokes about 9\11 my dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
play: "joke_start_3" play:"punchline_3" play:"laugh_6"
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
What's an orphan's least favourite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home
