Comedy jokes
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
You're really...
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.