Comedy jokes
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Deez nuts!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!