Comedy jokes

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

You got a black cat.

He was bad luck.

Everyone left you and you committed suicide.

What a CATastrophe!

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

I am funny.

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No more toilet paper jokes, please.

John

Jokes are rather funny.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."