Comedy jokes
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
I love silly jokes.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Cooper is funny.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
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Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!