Comedy jokes
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.