Comedy jokes
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These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
These are bee puns.🐝
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I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
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These are all racist. 😂
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...