Comedy jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
My life is a joke.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.