Comedy jokes

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

All these jokes are all plane.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?