Comedy jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.