Comedy jokes
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Here's a joke: Your life.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Cunt.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
your mom
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.