Actually, It isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
