One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
