What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Comedy Jokes
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
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A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.