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Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
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What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
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