Come jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."