Come jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.