Come jokes
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Memes
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.