Color jokes

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick.

What's sticky and brown? A stick!

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...