There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Color Jokes
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
