Color jokes
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
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Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"Orange you glad I made it?"