Color Jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head? So she claims to be

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How is the world like a box of crayons? - Nobody likes the white ones And a side note, It's multi colored

i like paint

A green, humanoid character with a brush-like head stands in a video game-like setting. In the upper left corner are several colored circles with numbers on them including 10,000, 1,500, 500 and 50. A rainbow-colored rectangle in the upper middle displays the number 2079. At the bottom of the image, the text says, "I DRANK ALL THE PAINT". There is another character in the background that is a similar green character with a brush head.

what do rubics cube and mellons have in common they have a history of seprateing colors

Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves. Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.

Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.