Color jokes
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.