Color jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.