Color jokes
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!