What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What’s black and white
History
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
