Color jokes
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Wears pink.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"