Color jokes
Purple.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Wears pink.