Color jokes
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What color is your Bugatti?
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.