What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Big black ball sacks.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why is he ourple?
What's big and black?
My balls.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
