She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Color Jokes
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What color is your Bugatti?
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
