roses are red, violets are blue, i am gay, so are you.
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
