Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.