Color jokes
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.