If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Color Jokes
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
