Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
