Color jokes
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Purple.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.