Color jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Purple.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.