What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharpđ¤Ł
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
What has two legs but canât walk? Pants đ
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
Dear clothing websites if it's put of stock DO NOT ADVERTISE IT
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Whatâs worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
Youâre so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What kind of clothing should you wear on â hump dayâ? Camelflouge.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
