Clothing jokes
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
The priest had a very holy shirt.