What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do tigers đ wear in the winter âď¸?
A striped sweater.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don't hang themselves.
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
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The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display. Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfelt's puffy shirt and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Call me a worn-out sweater because Iâm hanging on by a thread, thatâs about to become a rope around my neck
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
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