drawers! (DYM 77)
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
Ok ok eat your shirt
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
