Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
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My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
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My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
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