Clothing jokes
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.