Clothing jokes
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.