I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -
but I never realized they suited me
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
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What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
Dear clothing websites if it's put of stock DO NOT ADVERTISE IT
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
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What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
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