What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
"hey!Pullover"
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display. Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfelt's puffy shirt and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
