Cleanliness jokes
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Community talk
School bathrooms are a crucial part of the educational environment, often overlooked in discussions about improving school facilities. One argument that deserves attention is the need for school bathrooms to be cleaned twice a day. This is not just about maintaining a pleasant environment; it's about health, dignity, and respect for students. Firstly, cleanliness is next to healthiness. Schools are a breeding ground … Read more