My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
