A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
