Cleanliness

Cleanliness Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Fish

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

Report

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Mama

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Mama

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Poop

Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?

Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣

Cheetah

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

Fox

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

Shit

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Man

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."