There’s 4 billion women on earth Why isn’t it clean yet?
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. 🤢 🤣
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
