Cleanliness memes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.