Orphan

Kys

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

Fruit

Anonymous

Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can’t elope.

Cross

Cookie

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let’s go to church

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church so thay can call someone farther

Mussel

MCCG

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Burning

Stephanie

I think that church is super burning 🥵

Smell

Nikki

One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? you don’t get something in return if you give money to a church

Sun

hguthguseijghjdk

why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse

Priest

Anonymous

Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? The Priest… Lets go to my office, because I’m totally not a pedophile.

Water

Anonymous

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why don’t skeletons play music at the church? Because they don’t have any organs.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won’t go to prison

Orphan

Brady

Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well… I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Priest

Anonymous

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

Water

Rico

How do you make holy water?

You take it to church ⛪️

Priest

Tarqa

A little boy went to church… the priest said get in the following positions… stand then kneel then bow… the little boy replies… can u hurry up and fuck me already

Boring

Stephanie

I think that church ⛪️ is boring

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