Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
Did you hear about the gay choirboy? He chocked on his first hymn.
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
