Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father

Orphan

Orphan Killer

Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father…

Puns

Sweaty Potatoe

What pants do you wear to church… HOLE-Y ONESS

Priest

Anonymous

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

Bad

Damyanl27

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence

Puns

unknown

What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphanes go to church… it’s the only place they can call someone father

Antenna

RyanRLinden

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

Lettuce

Anonymous

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.

Lettuce pray.

Orphan

AnonymousGhost

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call a father.

Man

Gordie

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. "My headphones are broken, Lord… I’m desperate… What should I do? Guide me!!" And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man’s soul. WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS And so he did.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.

Funeral

Anonymous

After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"

Orphan

Timothy

Why Do orphans go to church??

They go there to finally call someone father

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church? So atleast they will have some one to call father.

Holy

Anonymous

If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do the orphan always go to church? Because that’s the only place he could call someone father.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won’t tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received

Win

TesticleShots666

Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years

one horny henry

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church?

Cause its the only place were they get to call him father

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