Church jokes
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.