A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun, and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(wow two pregnancy jokes in a row)
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
