Choke jokes

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

Are you choked?

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.