why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
2 weeks here
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on and they sometimes choke you.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Your so ugly that I choked and died
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
you look like barney i ́m choking you too and your face is turning all purple and blue
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people. 😎
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Ty choked on DT’s willy
