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Grandpa

1 year ago
A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."
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    • Text message

    1 year ago
    A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".
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    • Slur

    1 year ago

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    A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".
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    • Plastic

    1 year ago

    lmao

    A person with cat ear filters and heart stickers on their face is smiling while the text says "They both choke on plastic". The post asks, "what is common between turtles and lesbians?"
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    • Insult

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."
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    • Robot

    1 year ago
    In a still from a movie, Captain America is strangling a robot. Text reads: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot."
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    Skibidi Toilet

    11 months ago

    Just the Fact that this exists

    The image shows several boxes of "Skibidi Toilet" toys. The packaging features a cartoon image of a man's head inside a toilet. One box is held in a hand and reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY COLLECTOR FIGURE, SERIES ONE, 1 FIGURE." Another box reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY SURPRISE TOILET SERIES ONE". The packaging also includes the text "MYSTERY SURPRISES INSIDE" and "TRY ME" plus warning text. The items are displayed in what looks like a retail store.
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    IShowSpeed

    2 years ago
    A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".
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