What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a couple inches
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people. 😎
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
Your so ugly that I choked and died
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
