Choke jokes
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Community talk
What I gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me? Tie me up and hold me down and get a little dirty Haven't tasted boujee spit since homie hit on Thursday I'll be there in 30 'cause a bitch is getting thirsty
Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more