Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang? - The Ching Chang Gang
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
How do chinese people play in spy?
They cant
