Chinese

Chinese Jokes

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

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I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

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How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!