Chinese jokes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Grace...what stinks?