Chinese jokes
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."