Chinese jokes
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).