Chinese jokes
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
A Chinese man moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door, but on his way up the driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbor leading a bull down the driveway and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
"What do you mean," says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me," replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bull-shit!"
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
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Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.