A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
Q:How do you cover a Chinese's eyes ?
A:Use dental floss
what do you call me. chinese
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist Tooth hurty (2:30)
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why don't you see any more fat chinese men? Because the last chinese man was in WW2.
Yo mama so stupid
When she was in mandarin class, she asked "Where are the mandarins? Im hungry"
2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的 The first guy: what's 他妈的? The chinese fucking The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office, buck teeth implants
You have Chinged your last Chong.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
