Chinese jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
You have Chinged your last Chong.