When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Chinese Jokes
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
