How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
