Chinese jokes
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.