Chinese jokes

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

What do you call a fat Chinese man?

A double chinkey.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.