This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
