Chinese jokes
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.