Children jokes
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Memes
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.