Children jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.