whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
What did the kids say hi to? A slide
what foods are orphans alergic to? homemade food
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
