Children jokes
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Memes
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.