Children jokes
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.