Children jokes
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
How much?
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.