Children jokes
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
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Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.