Children jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
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I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.