Children jokes
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.