Children jokes
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.