Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
